.Just Em.

.18 year old student from planet zurg.

I wish…

that I didn’t have to give all my fresh lovely student finance to the money cretins of university or the summer rent pixies, because I’d like the money to go on holiday/buy some new clothes…but alas, the cretins and pixies demand the £ so I must oblige and not go on holiday/buy some new clothes, much to my dismay.

*scurries into corner and remains pale creature for all of eternity (until next summer’s fam trip to disneyworld that I must work my ass of to pay for)*

IHAVEN’TBEENTANNEDIN4NEARLY5YEARS,ITHINKIMGOINGTODIEOFPALENESS!!

So, the moral of that story kids is: don’t think you can keep student finance, because you’ll just get your hopes up. rant - complete.

Puppy!!

.I reallyreally want a chihuahua puppy for my 20th birthday, I’ve been doing research and everything, so I now have 2 years to persuade mutti that it’s a good idea :).